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This is... Perhaps the strangest spirit so far. A small goldfish, typically stuck in an ordinary fishbowl, which just so happens to float, allowing it perfect mobility. At the same time, it seems to be filled with so much indiscriminate hatred. None seem to be able to escape its scorn, not even its own callers are spared...

Basic Pact

• Bid: I bid you to be contrary.
• Offer: I offer you the sharpest of tongues, with which to insult and oppose any who cross your path.
• Purpose: You will challenge all around you, never softening your words. Your voice will be the first to point out flaws in others, and chastise them for any mistake, no matter how small... It is the only way they'll ever learn.
• Gift: ><> gifts his dedicants with a single, indestructible conch, which, according to him, will let you hear all the nice things he has to say about you. When you put your ear against the shell, there is no noise.
• Mark: Those dedicated to the spirit of unconditional, relentless hatred show no outward signs of their dedication. Instead, they are simply unable to hold their tongue whenever they have reason to be angry.

Benefits

• You get the Shell, you could probably bonk someone on the head with it. Actual effects may vary.
• Insults come more naturally to you.